What's your sun and moon sign? My sun sign is Leo, and moon sign is Capricorn.
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Do you like Pineapple on your pizza? I personally LOVE IT!
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I wish we could post gifs here on Instagram @instagram get on it
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Sending love to everyone! We need it.
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Is the answer to this question 'no'?
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Someone: *breathes* Me: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in GORILLA warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I wanted to look like I came from the 20s. It Doesn't .. but you knoooww I tried.
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*Religiously making jokes about how sad I am as a comedic relief in serious situations.*
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Just trying to make my feed look nicer.
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— Darkness within the city of light.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! May this year be good to everyone!
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"What highlight do you use?" Edit: I was talking about the fish, like me being the person asking.
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— Elbert Hubbard
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What's your thought on religion? I feel like some people who are in a certain religion tend to belittle other people's beliefs.. and it sucks because we as humans are hating on each others truth.. what someone think is the truth in their mind doesn't exactly mean it has to follow your truth.
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Here is a month old picture, I haven't been taking selfies, I'm just not feeling it. But I want to point out that I look like Edna Mode from "The Incredibles"
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If you had one day to live what would you do?
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CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THIS BEAUTIFUL BEING!!?! #ezramiller
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This was so good and spicy I almost cried at its glory.
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"Position of the Sun photographed from the same place for 1 year." Photo credit: Jesús Peláez
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I love cheese so much, I love the fact you can eat it with everything. I love the way it stretches. Feel free to add what you love about cheese.
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Can you believe some people are real life memes? Or strives to be a famous meme on the worldwide web?
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Tumblr: aeoye Comment your Tumblr below
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