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In the 90's I was the official stunt double of Macaulay Culkin. 🔋🔫💹

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7 eleven

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The chicken might lay the egg, but dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens existed, so, the egg came before the chicken. ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ @lecoqsportif #shareyourlcs

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20¥ - Dandong, China

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The reason why female trousers have such small pockets it too keep girls buying handbags

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Nobody has ever been in an empty room - Duomo (Milan Metro)

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Smells like pizza spirit

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Cleopatra - Milano Piazza Castello

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Gatorade - Сауна Пора Попариться

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Atheist don’t believe in approximately 2,700 gods and Christians don’t believe in approximately 2,699 gods, which is basically the same thing

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From Russia with hate. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ @lecoqsportif #shareyourlcs

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Contact

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Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

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Cc: Carton Cartier - Nike Italy HQ

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Today I realised that the word bed actually looks like a bed

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You make me feel so young

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Power rangers - Grand Hotel Budapest

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Ginger highway - Aquaworld Budapest

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Say cheese

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Do you wanna change me? - Heroes Square Budapest

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Stay - Budapest Bowling Club

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Does a mosquito gets drunk when it sucks the blood of a heavy drinker like me? - Italian Embassy

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No wife but wine ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ #nikelab - Danube River, Budapest, Hungary

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Sadportrait - East Market Milano

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Porn gives men unrealistic expectations in relationships. Romantic comedies do the same thing for women.

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Captcha ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ #nikelab - Corso Como

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Aliens have just raped

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Italia uno

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Pizza boy - Domino's Pizza Blasco Ibañez

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Cigarettes and loneliness (Read the full article on grryo.com) - Mercado del Cabanyal

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Cooking up something good (Read the full article on grryo.com) - Calle De La Reina, Valencia

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